I thought I would try changing up the chore I hate the most. I purposely shopped the opposite direction in the grocery store with the produce section being last. I couldn’t find a thing. My brain apparently doesn’t work in…
Humor
Windchill and Motherhood
So at what exact temperature and wind chill is it morally and or ethically OK to watch your 13 year old son’s 9 am EXHIBITION baseball game from the cozy comfort of the car with your freshly brewed Starbuck’s coffee?…
Oscar Recap from a sort of Desperate Housewife
There is nothing like getting an opinion on the beautiful gowns and the award show itself from a housewife dressed in her sweatpants who is simultaneously watching it with her Facebook friends. I am sure Hollywood cares around what a…
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Cheap Entertainment
If you are in need of cheap entertainment, why not go to the parking lot of Party City on a Saturday and watch people try to stuff 2 dozen balloons in their 4 door sedan! Be careful because your kids…
Tooth Fairy Blues
The tooth fairy was supposed to come last night…..we forgot…..we are going to parent H*#L….I just know it!
Well, it’s that time of year!
So a serving of Girl Scout cookies is the whole box,right? I mean, they are so little. Dang you, thin mints!
Sweating to the Oldies
Heading to the gym again….it’s a lot of work being a trophy wife…..BAAHAAAHAAA!
Grocery Store Doldrums!
Guess it’s time to go to the grocery store…..the kids weren’t too fond of the nachos and brussels sprouts I whipped up last night! I so wish grocery shopping could be combined with happy hour….I just might go a little…
Another Celebrity Scandal
Breaking News from the National Enquirer……Elmo is caught crashing an all girls sleepover. Elmo’s representative declared “No Comment.” This is the scene when my twin girls play baby dolls. They still love Elmo. This makes me so happy. I…
Another reason to stick to the diet…….
Thinks I might have dislocated my thumb while putting on my SPANX.
Dang You Gas Pump
As if $3.31 a gallon of gasoline isn’t bad enough, the gas pump I used this afternoon asked me a million questions. Debit or Credit? Zip Code? Car Wash? Yes or No? Fuel Injector Additive? Yes or No? Would you…
