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Dang You Gas Pump

By Laura Nivin Leave a Comment

As if $3.31 a gallon of gasoline isn’t bad enough, the gas pump I used this afternoon asked me a million questions. Debit or Credit? Zip Code? Car Wash? Yes or No? Fuel Injector Additive? Yes or No? Would you like to hear music while you pump? Yes or No? Would you like fries or a hot apple pie with that? Yes or No? Would  you like to be referred to one of our loan officers to apply for instant credit to pay for the gas you are about to pump? Yes or No?  If Yes, do you need an English or Spanish speaker? Would you prefer a metal or rubber mallet to smash the gas pump console after answering so many questions?

I am never,ever going back to this gas station ever again. Never,ever in a million years ever!

 

 

 

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