Pinterest..Great, now I have to ask to get invited to feel yet even more insecure about my lack of cooking, sewing, organizing, crafting, scrapbooking and party giving skills. I do wine….and I do it well.
Humor
Tales from my Geriatric Gym
I started going to the gym again about two and a half years ago. It is the longest time that I have been consistently working out and it feels wonderful. I wish I could say that it was my incredible…
Ugly Christmas sweater winner announced
I am fairly certain that when I asked for a website for Christmas, the big Stud had no idea what he was in for….like modeling the ugly Christmas sweater winner. I have no idea why it was still hanging in…
Out of Chocolate Desperation
Have you ever had one of those days that you are so desperate for a piece of chocolate and you find a little hershey’s kiss in the bottom of your purse and you are so excited and unwrap it in…
Top 10 Things to NOT buy your Wife for Christmas
Let’s face it, most men do not enjoy shopping. If you need evidence of this then go to any mall and see who is sitting outside the stores patiently or not so patiently waiting on the women to wrap things…
Pampered Chef run amok
Well a mango slicer seemed like a good idea at the time……just why do my friends have to serve mimosas at their Pampered Chef parties?
Memo to the blue jean designers
Memo: To the Blue Jean Designers of the World From: A Forty Something Mother of 3 Re: Why all the long pants? I have recently been on the hunt for new blue jeans to wear to all the Holiday…
Long Car Pool Wait? No Problem.
Never underestimate the power of a Mom with a Route 44 size Diet Dr. Pepper,a Christmas shopping list,a smart phone and a long wait in the car pool lane…..we could launch missiles and never ever leave the minivan!
Ugly Sweaters for Rent
I have found three Christmas sweaters in my closet available to anyone that might want to borrow them, I mean keep them and wear them to one of the Ugly Christmas Sweater events that are all over town…..but how are we…
I am the self proclaimed lipstick expert
I love lipstick. I always have. I guess I learned by watching my Mom because she will never go anywhere without it. Maybe it’s a Southern thing but it is now my thing. I even wear it to the gym…
Too young for the Weather Channel?
Should I be concerned that I only watched the Turner Classic Channel and the Weather Channel for the whole hour I was on the elliptical machine at the gym? Can the QVC channel be far behind? Sigh.
Christmas Card Countdown
As of December 3rd, we have received 12 Christmas cards…..what kind of sick,twisted and organized friends do we have? Raise your hand if you haven’t even bought one present or taken the card picture yet! My hand is raised real high!
