No matter how I early I get up on Sunday morning, my family of five is late for church. I am not proud of this fact but I have learned to accept it. I even have categories for the level of lateness. Please feel free to comment on which one you think we will be this morning. Your guess is as good as mine! Lord,forgive me.
A. 5 minutes-Feeling good and waving at my friends and whispering hello
B. 10 minutes-Still waving but walking real fast and dragging the kids along
C. 15 minutes-Sprinting now and no longer making eye contact
D. 20 minutes-We never actually walk in the sanctuary but loiter near the bathrooms and pretend one of the kids was in trouble and listen to the service on the speakers
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